HAVE A LAUGH

Here is another from one of the neighbors. It's an old one with a current political jab that we ask you excuse. Just laugh at it for what it is worth.'

  

An Israel Doctor says:"In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's

 testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.

The German doctor says: 

"That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another

 man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: 

"Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor laughs: 

"You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President.

Now, the whole country’s looking for

 work!"

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This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!

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