NEIGHBORHOOD THEFT

A Good Neighbor has reported that while they were away someone removed parts of their Outdoor Cooking Grill. It is not known exactly when this occurred.

There have also been reports of cooper tubing being removed from air conditioning units.

Our Safety Team has advised us to let residents know so they can "Keep their eyes open." If you observe something that looks out of the ordinary "Call it in."

HAVE A LAUGH

A bit of humor worth sharing. It was sent in by a neighbor. Hope you like it.

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

But, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, But she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

PULTE STOCK

OK Investors at last glance our 100 shares are selling at $ 6.95

The original purchase price was $6.46

We have a GAIN of $0.49 Is it time to cash in and take the profit?

JERSEY PRINCESS PROUD TO SHOW MISSING TOOTH

Our little Princess is very proud of her missing tooth. I think she is also proud of those glasses too. Thanks to her Mom for sharing, and we are even happier that the dental bill belongs way North of here.

"HELP, I'M LOST" - CERT TEAM "RESPONDS" IN A PRACTICE DRILL

It was Saturday (July 23). It was also early in the morning - 8:30AM. That is real early on "Senior Time", but somehow "A little boy got himself lost" and our C.E.R.T. TEAM had to save him.

At Town Center the Team was advised of the situation, and then broke into teams to look for clues that would lead to a very happy ending. Maps of the community were distributed, and radios checked so to ensure an organized and effective search.

As the teams left Town Center each member took a bottle of water to stay fresh. It was only in the 90's. This Lady's husband said it was "102" in the front of the community. He has been complaining ever since he got home so I must say it was definitely hot, hot, hot.

Thank God No Golf Carts were involved, nor was there a heart attack scenario. I am told that this was just a "Find Him Situation." At the end of this "Call to Duty (Drill)" the little boy was found. Further the "Old Guy" is also back home nursing his back.

My God I had to get up at 6:45 just to get "my hero" out of bed. When He got home I got that nice Blue Team Shirt to: "Wash this out please." At least He said, "Please." I guess that makes me a volunteer too.

Good Drill everyone, and THANKS

ICE CREAM SOCIAL

Our neighbor told us about an Ice Cream Social up at Town Center. This V.W. Resident didn't read his Viva to know about this event, but thankfully learned about it in time to get his ticket.

What could be better than Chocolate and talking with good friends. There were a lot of laughs at our table, and even a winner in the trivia event.

On top of all that we got a couple of pictures to post.

FISH TAIL

The water is up in our canals and looking good. My neighbor even talked me into dropping a line out there. Would you believe what I caught?

At least I got a pretty good fish tale.

JERSEY PRINCESS ENJOYS BIRTHDAY PRESENT

Our little PRINCESS in New Providence, NJ got one of her wishes fulfilled when she purchased this much wanted doll. She took the money from her savings, and of course her Grandparents, who reside here in "The Walk", made a nice contribution . Glad she is happy with it.

Happy Birthday Kiddo.