The picture above has been issued to all stations with request to "look for similar damage."
All Cars: "Be On the Lookout for One or more suspects wanted for Vandalism. Suspect (s) are believed to be middle aged, with four feet, and fur coats."
"They could be male and/or female, with no talent in the area of landscape art, be it water color or oil painting. They are not believed to be armed, but might just bite."
This is a Serious Situation: Starsky, Larry, & Hutch - Report to area with Scientific Investigation Unit. "Secure area and Conduct Standard Search - check for "Paw prints."
Sgt. Friday, "You are also assigned to area VW 51 to assume command. Secure the area. Advise if you want CAT (civilian auxiliary team) to activate. They can help search for evidence including spray cans, paint supplies, and do a coffee run if needed.
Captain Canine has issued the order for Federal Assistance.
Expect McGriff (The Crime Dog) to respond to your location in ten minutes. His k-9 unit will sniff out the perpetrators, follow their trail, and take a bite out of this crime.
Don't let your dog paint our signs 
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