REPORT JUST ARRIVING -GUINESS RUNNING LOW

Your trusty neighbor here, just received word that suddenly there appears to be a shortage of Guinness in the cities around Ireland. Could the Bosses be the root of that problem.

Could they be drinking too much of that Stout Stuff to cause this problem?

For what it is worth I shall communicate with the Boss and advise him, to quickly return for that great luncheon scheduled at the 21SPICES. I am sure he will comply with the request to join the guys for lunch

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HAVE A LAUGH

The summer season is over and my neighbors have piled up a ton of new jokes in from visits up north. I'll start you off with a short one first. Here it is.

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 A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, 

"You need more ammo!”

PULTE STOCK

Another month and the shares keep trading. Take a look at our imaginary investment of years ago: 100 at $6.43

Today our stock is going for 19.98 per share. Not bad, triple that investment.

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SIGN UP FOR OCTOBERS' GENTLEMEN'S LUNCH NOW

Gentlemen make your reservation for the October Gentlemen's Lunch.  It will be at 21 Spices on Oct. 5.

We understand there will be a stand in host who has promised you Gents not only a great agenda, but a couple extra surprises after you eat.

Sign up asap

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SEND BAIL

Well folks we did hear from them, or I should say Dennis.

I got an email on the 22nd.  He wanted me to wire $500 bail. He said he was Pearse St Garda Station in Dublin.

I checked that out. It is an active police station so he probably is there. It should have a lot of police displays. That is right up his alley, and I can tell you if he is there, he is not trying to leave.

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HERE IS WHERE THEY ARE STAYING !

He sent me a private picture of the castle he and the Lady are staying at in Dublin. Some how I think they are pulling my leg. What do you think

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THEY ARE OFF

I, their trusty neighbor and friend, am already at the keyboard. Word just came in from Miami that the first flight has departed.

They go through Philadelphia and then to Dublin.

Hope they have a good time. I'll try to keep the readers up to date and maybe show a picture or two.

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EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM OUR HOA

At Thursday's Board of Directors meeting the Board voted unanimously to return $380,260.00 left over from the 2015 budget to the homeowners in the form of a credit to your HOA assessment.

The one-time credit will be evenly distributed amongst all homeowners in the amount of $198.05, and will be applied by the end of September so that your fourth quarter fees will be reduced by that amount. For those homeowners who have already paid their last quarter assessment the credit can be used on your first quarter 2017 fees.

For any homeowner in arrears the credit will first apply to the amount in arrears.

"21 SPICES" TO HOST OUR GENTLEMEN'S GROUP

The VeronaWalk Gentlemen are the premiere Lunch group in our Community. After there next luncheon they may be number one in the County.

The next event was just announced. It will be October 5. The host restaurant will be "21 Spices" located on Tamiami Trail E.

Men Don't forget, before you go over the bridge,  make your reservation. You have to Sep. 30 to register.

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ELK LUNCH A SUCCESS

A few days ago close to 30 of our Gentlemen dared to go over the bridge and out of the community for lunch. The VeronaWalk Gentlemen's Group rang the bell for another great luncheon.

The guys went on September 7th to the Elks Club for a well prepared luncheon. Even a few days after the event the men are still talking.

Keep your eyes peeled for the next announcement. You may also want to try the ROMEO lunch every Tuesday at Café Verona.

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LAKE VIEW PROPERTY

Take a look at the water level now!

I only need a few steps to reach waters edge, where in a few weeks
 I will be wondering, like many of you, "Why can't we keep the water level higher all year long?"

Oh well, enjoy it while you can.

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HEY CHER HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A reminder was not necessary. I didn't even need help from my Queen to tell me it's your birthday today.

I know you check here on a regular basis so I would not risk a complaint for missing your special date. So I hope you enjoy your day.

( Cheryl and Husband)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERYL

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TRUSTY NEIGHBOR TAKES CONTROL OF KEYBOARD

It sure is a regular event here at Blog HQ when the owners "take off for a few days." Well that is what they are doing again.

First will be Dennis' annual trek to Rosen Plaza for the Orlando Police Collectors Show. He won a trophy for his display a couple years ago and hence is motivated to bring an even bigger display.

Second will be a side trip for a couple of days for Lois. Rumor has it that Dennis must pay for Disney to get her to let him go visit with his cop friends.

This is the Landmark that Lois will be looking for.

Last, This Trusty Neighbor is getting in some practice time for their "big, big" trip in a couple of weeks. When they are gone I'll rock your socks with news.

Good trip guys. See you on your return.

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SEPTEMBER DATES TO REMEMBER

There is one big date for the Boss to recall this month. It is a daughter and a birthday. Check us later for the full story.

Another date to note is (what else is new) A departure date. They are going somewhere Green. Of course a quick trip to Disney comes like NOW !!! 

Trusty neighbor will be in charge so look out for his sarcasm.