We have been getting a ton in the mail and weed out what we think will pass the test with you guys, and our friend Bruno. Here is the best for August.
Why God Loves Blonds
A blond finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone
bust and she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She
Begins to pray...
A blond finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone
bust and she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She
Begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't
Get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've
Lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?
I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the Heavens
Open and the blond is confronted by the voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this. Buy a ticket."
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