HAVE A LAUGH

The "trusty old neighbor" keeps sending those jokes, but we have to filter them to make sure we get a "GP" rating to post for your reading. Here is one we think you will like if we can get it past the "Politically Correct  Censor."

Enjoy it:

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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore
Ravens. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted allthe colleges and even
the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could   ensure a Super Bowl win. 

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one  corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into am15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a

chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!  

"I've   got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" 

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great gameof football. And
the Ravens go on to win the Super Bowl.

The  young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.
"Mom,"    he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
   "I   don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."
You are not my son!" 

"I   don't think you understand, Mother," the young
man pleads. "I've won the
greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
thousands of my adoring
fans."

"No!  Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this
very moment, there are gunshots
all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were   beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister
in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The   old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,... "I will
never forgive you for making us move to Baltimore !!!!