Saturday, January 31, 2015

HAVE A LAUGH

The neighbors still have a good sense of humor. This one just arrived.

Dumb Smitty robbed the liquor store, and got $450.  The bad news is He got caught.

It was a tough trial. Smitty did not testify. The jury was in deliberation for hours. Then they reached a verdict. The Court was quiet as the Foreman stood. He announced that jury found Smitty "Not Guilty !"

Dumb Smitty stood with delight, and then said aloud, "Does that mean I can keep the money ?"


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