Thank God for these great neighbors that have a joke that is clean or almost clean. We don't like to use foul language or offend anyone. It takes a while to find something that fits are approved list. Here is one (We heard this 30 years ago) that deserves a look: Enjoy it.
A priest on his morning walk,
noticed a very old lady sitting on the steps to the Church. He guessed that she was at least 90. She was smoking a cigar, and had a bottle of spirits in a brown paper bag beside her.,
He said, "I couldn't help but notice
how good you look for a women your age! What is your
secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
nice
big joint. Apart from that, I
drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels
every
week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, and
I
don't exercise at
all."
"That is absolutely amazing!
How old are you?"
"Twenty-nine," she
replied
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