Thursday, September 30, 2010

HAVE A LAUGH

Another joke sent in by a neighbor. Here it is. Enjoy!

A man and his wife walked into the dentists office. "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry," he said. "I have two buddies sitting out in the car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic.

He further said, "I don't have time for the gums to get numb. We have a 10 am tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's already 9:30am." He pleaded "I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it."

The dentist thought to himself, "Wow, this guy is brave, asking to have a tooth pulled without anything for pain." He asked the man, "Which tooth is it?" The man turned to his wife and said: "Open your mouth honey and show him".

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