HAVE A LAUGH

The summer season is over and my neighbors have piled up a ton of new jokes in from visits up north. I'll start you off with a short one first. Here it is.

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 A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."

A voice from the back of the room called out, 

"You need more ammo!”