An old Navy Chief walks into the ship's barbershop aboard the USS Neversail
for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers
off because his cheeks are wrinkled from salt air exposure and age.
The barber gets a little ivory ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the
old Chief to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old Chief tells the barber that was the cleanest
shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if
he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone
else does."
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