Monday, March 28, 2011

HAVE A LAUGH

The good neighbor in charge of jokes submitted this piece of humor a couple of weeks ago. Hope you like it.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a

show in a small town in New Jersey .

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blond jokes.

Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4Th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blond jokes! What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys
like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you
and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blonds, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

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