HAVE A LAUGH

The king of neighborhood jokes sent this over for our friends to enjoy. It is on the subject of:

Women Drivers

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her

Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much: I dropped

My Electric Shaver - Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car with my knees against

The steering wheel, It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell

Into the coffee Between my legs! Splashed, And burned quite a bit. Ruined the darn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. ........

Darn women drivers!