HAVE A LAUGH

Continuing the quest to make some of you smile we found this bit of humor that was sent by one of our V. W. Neighbors. Enjoy it.



The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.


To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square", do your stuff.

"T-square" pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, "Spreadsheet", do your stuff.

"Spreadsheet" went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.


But the Chemist said his cat could do better He called his cat and said,
"Measure", do your stuff.

"Measure" got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a
10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without
spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.


Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can
your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break", do your
stuff.

"Coffee Break" jumped to his feet.......and ate the cookies........drank the milk......did his "business" on the paper......made love to the other three cats.......claimed he injured his back while doing so.......filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......put in for Workers Compensation...............and then

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave...........


AND THAT, MY FRIEND DINO, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!