HAVE A LAUGH

Another contribution from a fellow resident trying to put a smile where it belongs. Enjoy it.

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving

home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.
" So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
" Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite

a few to drink this evening."
" I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"D id you know," says the cop, standing straight and

folding his arms across his chest,
that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."