HAVE A LAUGH

Neighbors: Thank You. Without you we would not have anything to laugh about. Here is "your" August joke.

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Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the

doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed', she replied....

'Well, strip down to your waist', said the doctor.

She did. He examined her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

 

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.

      "I know', she said, 

      'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

THANK YOU SIR ISAAC

Well the nasty old hurricane - Sir Isaac - is gone. He spared our community, and is now in New Orleans. 

Our VeronaWalk lakes look like they got a decent amount water added to them. They look real good.

LOST CAT

The Activities Office at Town Center advises that a neighbor in our Community has lost the Cat pictured above.

This is a nine year old Cat, that until now, has been a house pet. It got out through the screening on the lanai, and does not know how to survive outdoors. Our neighbors certainly would appreciate our help.

If anyone sees this Cat send us an email  (jerseychief@gmail.com), and we will forward the info to Town Center and the owner directly.

PULTE STOCK

Here we are at the end of another month, the eighth month of the year. Time is going too fast. It is time to see how "Our Money" is doing.

You will recall the starting number on our investment was  $6.47 or on 100 shares $647.00

After thinking we made a goof buying this stock it seems that time has changed our mind.  It is now $13.51  (8/24).

TOWN CENTER TO BE CLOSED SUNDAY & MONDAY

We just opened an email from the Town Center Manager. It advises that due to Hurricane Isaac Town Center will be closed Aug 26 and 27.

Unless there is an electrical outage the plan is to reopen Tuesday.
 

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ISAAC CANCELS ROMEO'S

This information just came to us via email. It is posted for our  friends who attend the Tuesday Breakfast at the Cafe Verona. This is due to the Hurricane (Isaac).  Here it is:

ATTENTION ROMEO'S

   

BY ORDER OF SUPREME COMMANDER  

      STORM CANCELLATION OF BREAKFAST MEETING

            TUESDAY........AUGUST 28th

 

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ISAAC HEADING TO FLORIDA

The "Guy" is a hurricane!  Isaac is heading our way. Looking at its current track it should blow through the Florida Keys sometime  (8:00 AM +/-)  Monday,  Aug 27 TH.

Now our homes are well built, and we never expect a "Hit",  but it always pays to be aware and take appropriate precautions.

Checking the path of a storm is a good starting point to assure your safety. 

The links below were suggested by our Safety Guy for your use.

Know where this storm is going and make sound decisions for yourself and your family. 

http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/tracker

http://www.weather.gov/

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