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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The confused Russian goes on, and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country. You must be proud to be an American."
The person says, "I not American, I am Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Country, Mr American"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."
Puzzled, he asks him, "Well then, Where are all the Americans?"
The Guy checks his watch and says......................
"Probably at work."
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