HAVE A LAUGH

A nice V. W. Neighbor liked this joke and sent it to us to share with everyone. Hope you enjoy it too. Here it is:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

"How can you tell," she asked.

"Well two were on a beer can, and three were on the phone," he responded.