JUNE DATES TO REMEMBER

There is one and this lady knows. It was number one. The "Old Guy" should not have a problem remembering this, but lets just keep an eye out to see if "He" writes a note.

THEY ARE AT SEA

My bosses worry about me. They sent an email saying they are no longer in London. The ship sailed a few days ago. At this point they are sailing, and of course eating.

The lady reports she is keeping the "Old Guy" on his toes and out of the brig.  Even the Mayor is smiling.  Wow!  That is good.

HAVE A LAUGH

Those neighbors. The keep sending their jokes because they can't find the "spam button."  Read it and see if you can identify the source.

"Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Naples, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the

wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they
go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

MEMORIAL DAY

 
When you stop and think about it this really is a Big Holiday. Memorial Day!. It is not the first day of Summer !!!

We did our preaching over and over regarding the meaning of this day in prior posts. It is for those who have brought us freedom and the right to make choices within our lives. Focus on that for a while today. A little thought will make the burger taste better.

Last year we remembered the wife's father and do so again. His picture taken in 1943 is above. A picture of, his ship,  the SS Denver is on our wall at home. It gives cause for daily recognition We also add to the list of family members a Great Great Uncle who served in the Civil War.  A medal that he was awarded has found its way to us. It  is also on display. It reads: "Ready to die for the honor of our Country."

These items give true meaning to today's' holiday.

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR FIRES

Hurricane Season starts in a day or so, but that does not mean we should let our guard down with regards to fires. They can happen anywhere, anytime.

Our Safety Officer jumped from his trusty Wrangler to reminds us: "Only you can prevent Forest Fires."  OK that was Smokey the Bear. Do you remember him?  How about Indiana Jones? Thats they guy with the torch.

Follow his lead and  "Keep your eyes open."  Remove debris from around your home and, check your fire extinguishers. Give these items proper attention.

PULTE STOCK

The original investment of $6.42 is now at $8.49

Wow !

CONSTABLE SENDS EMAIL

Hey I am just the neighbor. I got a little nervous when this email came in from the London Police.

The email advises that our good neighbor is in their custody. He is at the London City Police Museum. That figures. No crime has been committed. It is just a place with old police antiques that He finds interesting.

No picture of him in the jail cell. Shucks !!! 

I am sure HE will bring  back many pictures.