HAVE A LAUGH

IT'S Funny, or so a neighbor thought.

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came
To his table and asked if he was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?"

  He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and

Again answers, "a quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps
Him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!"
And storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

*****

is:

PULTE STOCK

Another month gone and here is how "Our" stock is doing.

At the end of the month our shares were at $16.98

*****

SAM SNEADS

Gentlemen it is that time of the month to sign up for your next lunch. This time around it will be a real early start for the men eating out on the "First Wednesday of the Month." Just take a look at that calendar.

It will be held at Sam Snead's on JUNE 1 @ 12:00

You also have a ROMEO lunch later in the month.

*****

WE ARE BACK

Hey again to our friends. We are back from NJ and couldn't be happier. The air up there seems to breath and say "Zyrtec, Zyrtec Zyrtec."

Things look good here. We heard there was rain, but see no sign of it in the canal.

Well we are quickly back to routine of eating outside in morning and nursing a cup of coffee. See you soon.

*****

SKIPPING TOWN

Hey everyone we have a problem. We are skipping town for a week or so as is our neighbor. That means "No" community news or pictures for a while.

Hope you miss us.

*****

"I'M WATCHING YOU"

Hey, look up in the sky ! What is it?

It's only me with my newest electronic gadget. It's a DRONE.

Look real close and you will see me looking at you. In other words there is a camera which helps operator steer this contraption from a few miles away. Amazing.

Imagine if we used it to monitor those bikes coming in around the gate, or through the back end of our ranchero. We could follow them right to somebody's door. God I hope nobody wants to spend money to do that.

***** 

NO SWIMMING; POOL TO BE RESURFACED

We must admit we don't always check the HOA site for news but we did recently only to see the following sad message. Well the work has to be done
The resort pool will be closed from July 11 through August 1, 2016 for pool resurfacing.

Just be patient and don't swim in our canals even if the water looks inviting.