BALTIMORE CITY JAIL

I was standing on the corner doing no harm

Along came a cop and grabbed me by the arm

He took me to a little box and rang a little bell

Along came the wagon and took me to my cell

I woke up Sunday morning and looked around the wall

The chinches and the bedbugs were having a game of ball

The score was 6 to 0, the chinches were ahead

A bed bug hit a homerun and knocked me out of bed

I woke up Monday morning, the waiter came around

With a piece of bread and butter that weighed a half a pound

The coffee tastes like chewing tobacco

The bread was hard and stale

And that's the way they treat you in the Baltimore City jail

 WHITEY SCHWARTZ'S LIMERICK

(Real Author Unknown, Memorized by Whitey who will be 94 on 2/22/17 - Happy Birthday my friend)...Dennis

CENTRAL PARK RALLY

(donated political satire)

This Guy stopped in the pet store the other day, and this dumb parrot was making noise. It seemed to be saying that there would soon be a big political rally in Central Park. The big red bird said, his Cousin, Prince Harry, from Queens Town was running for the Board of Royal Directors. Hard to believe, but the "King To Be" is quite a Hero in his own mind - just ask him. But when it comes to voting you may want to be Safe. Listen to The Wise Old Owl!

"hooo hoooo,  Vote for Harry, your Hard Headed Hero.  Hooo." 

Not really, Folks. Just Remember those horrific emails this Little Napoleon sent out last year. They contained a variety of concocted garbage that still stinks. All that it did was reveal the evil side of this birds' personality. 

Now HE wants to be your Mayor. No way! 

Our Advice:  Don't get involved, and don't vote for this dumb bird. Put the Campaign Rhetoric aside, and tell the Corporal that You will make and your own choice as to who gets your vote..

BILL'S DOES A GREAT JOB FOR VALENTINES LUNCH

On Feb. 15th our number one lunch group journeyed from VeronaWalk to Bills Steak and Seafood on Tamiami Trail.

The group was promised a bargain price and fresh Swordfish. The Gentlemen's Group delivered on both promises. After the main meal everyone got a treat - Chocolate  Silk Cake.

We also had several items up for a drawing. One prize was a $50 gift certificate so one happy couple can make a return trip. 

The way this gentlemen's group performs it is no wonder they are the number one luncheon group in our fine community.

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SPACE TRIP

We almost went on a trip to outer space, but someone forgot the coupon.

At least Dennis remembered the tickets. We left early and spent the whole (cold) day at the National Space Center in Cape Canaveral.

This was a spot you could come back and make a few days visiting here. It was truly amazing to see rockets from yesterday and vehicles that once orbited the earth.

Some of the newer exhibits have vehicles that NASA would like to use on trips to places like Mars. Of course this is "Some Day."  I hope I am there to see the story when it comes out. Pending that take a look at a few of the pictures we  took when visiting the Space Museum.

SIGN UP FOR VALENTINES LUNCHEON

Gentlemen this year the VeronaWalk Gentlemen's Lunch Group will host again luncheon for the ladies. This time the event will be for Valentines Day.

The Gentlemen's Group will hold the event at Bills Steak and Seafood over on Tamiami Trail. The date is Feb. 15. The guys went fishing , and got a huge swordfish that was flown fresh  for us to devour with our Queens from Boston..

Our leader, Dennis, has promised that he not only has held the price down down, down, but has the quality up, up, up. With that mixture it is no wonder that the Gentlemen' Group continues to be recognized in VeronaWalk as the number one Gentlemen's Group with the premiere lunch activities shared by the masses. And you know what? Simple, you are welcome to join in for food and fun.

The official report is in, and it says, Dennis waited up high, until he could spot the right fish to give everyone a whale of a deal.   

Don't forget to sign up for your spot at valentines.

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NEW DATES TO NOTE

Man I wish the wife would take this job over again. I can't remember dates at all.

I can tell you guys there is a biggie in the middle of the month. Its' Valentines Day.

Guys head to the bank and get that "main squeeze" of yours something nice. She'll like it and you for it so  get to it.

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