HAVE A LAUGH

That V.W. NEIGHBOR sent us at least a dozen jokes the last few days, but this appears to be the least offensive, and have humor. You guys enjoy while I go feed the dog.


THE BURGLAR

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.


'Did you say that? he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep, the parrot confessed, then squawked, I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses, replied the bird.

'Moses? the burglar laughed. What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

MARDI GRAS TIME

Saturday was "Mardi Gras" at Town Center. The event started at 5:30 PM and had over 100 residents present.

It took a little dynamite but the Lady of the house managed to get the "Old Guy" up and OUT. He wasn't sure about going, and was complaining about this and that. Bottom Line he went, and actually danced. Naturally he gave Mary the big squeeze, but shook me around the floor quite nicely. Guess his hip is finally working.

Our neighbors brought "pot Luck" and set the food up at couple of tables that became a serving station. That worked out well, at least from this perspective. Looking forward to the next event.

PULTE STOCK - FEBRUARY

Continuing the watch, for friends, neighbors and "Big Investors", the value of Pulte Stock at the end of the month - $10.82

MORE ON HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE

Apparently the subject of Home Owners Insurance got a few neighbors interested. There were emails and comments on line. Our thanks to everyone.

One neighbor informed us that Tower Hill Insurance can give a quick quote on line at: www.thig.com If this works one can click and pursue a quote. Thanks for the information and this address.

Regarding ALLSTATE they provided a telephone 642 9797. The are in the process of writing 50,000 policies in Florida, they are rated by A M Best as an "A" company, and do not "guarantee renewals. Discounts for large groups was explored and this company does not do that.

It would be nice if there was an Insurance Committee to research insurance in the community. It would probably be a lot of work too. Our hope is to put just a little information out there for neighbors to "chew on" and make their own decisions. If anyone wants another company listed feel free to send it in.

REMEMBER THE WELL AT TOWN MEETING

How many of you remember that there is a Well in the plans for our Lake. As the "Boss" tells me it is supposed to replenish water that was taken out to irrigate the trees, plants, and lawns. You normally think about this Well in "dry" season when Lake water goes down.

Last year residents were told that the developer attempted to establish a viable well. During the drilling process water was found, however it was salt water and not not usable in our Lake. The developer indicated that they (PULTE) would try again in another location to the South.

March will be one year since the above was reported. Hopefully there will be a 2010 statement on this subject from the Developer

CASINO

It has been a long time since there was a CASINO Run. Maybe it just seems that way. But that has changed as of Saturday Feb. 20. The girls are on there way.

The big bus left our Gates around 8:15. It headed East to the Hard Rock Casino. The community then became silent. Not even a sound like: "Pick up your socks." Yes the girls are off to the casino.

These "girls" took a big bag anticipating a winning day. It is not known if those bags were filled when they returned, but a good day was guaranteed as they left the "Old Guy" at home. He'll go on the next bus to Atlantic City.

COMMUNTY CERT MEETING

Our Verona Walk CERT Team will meet Thursday. The TEAM consists of neighbors who have volunteered their time to be members of this group

The meeting will be at Town Center at 7:00 PM

HOME OWNERS INSURANCE

In May most of our neighbors will be signing up for another year with "their" insurance carrier. One neighbor started checking premiums early and shared some information that our friends, around the horn, might find useful.

Some companies, covering homes in our community, are, or will be asking for an increase of 8%-10%. In dollars that could be around $150. per year.

The research revealed that there are two companies (maybe more) offering home owners coverage at a rate lower than last year. They are Allstate and Tower Hill Insurance. It is worth a call to either of these companies (or some others) to obtain your own "apples to apples" costs to help make insurance decisions.

Allstate provided this number for info - 642 9797

BOWLING CONTINUES

The "Neighborhood" gang continues to show up every Friday for breakfast and bowling at Woodside Lanes.

Last Friday V.W.Resident drove his Lady to the lanes for one great morning. There were many friends present and they filled the lanes with constant laughter and chatter. They even threw the ball down the alley a few times.

Sad to report there were no "perfect games" but they are trying.

WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING?

Some of us are always on the move. Going here. Going There. We tend to only think about where we go in terms of: Like, "It is in New York", or "It's a few miles up the interstate."

We have a great V. W. Neighbor who occasionally sends us some great pictures. It this article there are too many to post. But He has sent the "link" below. Try it to see "your world" from a different perspective, and check out the lighting in VeronaWalk .

Just click here:

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JERSEY BOY'S

Nothing was going to keep the Jersey Dude home Wednesday Night. He had tickets to see the Jersey Boy's and no matter what would be there. We went with friends. He even drove. We weren't too scared.

He said it would be like a night at the Opera - Jersey Opera. Whatever, it was on great night. We strolled through our home turf and enjoyed music of the 1960's. These guys in the cast sounded just right, and did a great job telling the story of our Jersey Hero's.

The gang in attendance sang along frequently, and Bruno did a drum solo for us on the back of his chair, while "My Man" managed to hit some notes that brought tears to our eyes. Oh, What a Night.

BOOM !

What was that rumble yesterday that actually shook the blinds. The "Old Guy" told me it was Pulte blasting up near the front of the property. He yelped, "Construction Work Obviously, " and this Lady almost believed it.

"His" theory got destroyed yesterday afternoon by a friend who got some "info" from Marco Police indicating this boom was from military maneuvers in the gulf.

VALENTINA CT PLANNING TRIP ON NAPLES PRINCESS

Neighbors on Valentina Ct are planning a sunset cruise on the Naples Princess. The event will be on March 23, with the boat sailing by 6:30 PM. This is an active street and as always they hope to have both a good turnout, a great time, and a beautiful sunset.

OLD GUY MAKING PROGRESS

It won't be long before he gets his mitts on the keyboard and starts his "short stories."

The Dude saw his Doctor Monday and got a good report. A lot of things to throw away: All those nice little white pain pills are being retired; that ancient walker, and possibly the cane. He will also be able to start driving again.

Today the Guy walked a half block with no cane - just a cute therapist. Hmm maybe he just might have a slight relapse. Who knows?

THE AVON CONNECTION

For your FEBRUARY "Avon" needs here is the contact information you may want:

Cathy Killian, 908-790-8892

email: cathylkillian@yahoo.com

Shop her store: http://youravon.com/ckillian

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

Hey friends. Happy Valentine's Day. It is going to be a quiet one this year. No pictures from the neighborhood dance at Town Center. Someone might just be a little grumpy about that, but he'll get over it. He really has fun clicking pictures, so I am sure he will be back when he can walk.

Our thoughts go out to everyone. We hope you have a fun night.

CRIME STATISTICS DOWN AGAIN

This news is in from our "Safety Team". They advised that major crime in our area is down 12% from last year. That has continued a downward trend that has resulted in a 62% decrease in major crime for this decade.

Burglaries, however have remained at a constant level the last two years. That means each of us needs to do his/her part to keep ourselves safe, while also thanking our Sheriff's Deputies for doing a good job.

ONE KID LOVES THE WEATHER

This picture is in New Providence, NJ. It is at the base of the Watchung Mountains which is usually in for very cold weather.

Thanks to the Mom who sent this picture, and the little princess with her snowmen.

JERSEY AND N.Y.C. REPORT: IT'S SNOWING

ITS COLD!

Even the "Old Guy" has figured it out. If we get a dozen phone calls from the kids by 11:00 AM it means: "School is opening late", or even worse, "School is closed."

In English it means three moms with nine kids in three different communities. I say let them call. It's there way to find a break in there frozen tundra. Over in NYC they are also feeling the effects of the snow. I found this picture in one of the "Old Guy" files. It brings back a nice memory of our girls at the New York City Pillow Fight.

Hang in kids. And by the way that was a great suggestion about putting benadril in his water. I is so nice and quiet here.

THESE MODELS ARE SMOOTH

The "Old Guy" still isn't moving around too much, but he did find some pleasure looking and playing at these models sent over by a V.W. Neighbor (Bruno?). There is nothing wrong with these models so don't jump to the link to see something else. The boss almost put himself back in the hospital when I said there are some pictures of "models" here, come look.

What is amazing is a couple of people I know can identify these pictures by make and year.

Check below:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/24796741@N05/sets/72157604247242338/show/with/2346008881/

THE MUSIC MAN

As noted a couple of weeks ago our community is fortunate to have several talented people. One V. W. Neighbor has established his own site and it is shown here on out "Sites of Interest. He recently sent us a link to a wonderful old performance. He thought we would enjoy it, and we are passing it on for you. Check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=VPH0-g25Vl8

A REAL "GOLD FISH"

My good V. W. Neighbor tells me it was he that "taught fish how to bite." He never misses when he goes out.

When he walks by a 'Pet Store' the fish come to the top just to say "Good Morning" and to salute their Master.

He gave me all the fish talk: New Boat, Port of the Islands, Special Lures and he used my cane instead of a rod. Next time we get a picture with his face.

A MESSAGE FROM OUR "SPONSOR"

I don't know how the "retired" publisher made this blog go without financial help. The developer pays what amounts to nothing so, at least on a temporary basis, out side advertizrs will be utilized. Check our first sponsor's message. Just Click Below:

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PUBLISHER'S CHOICE FOR SUPER BOWL

This neighbor just got a call from Downtown. It seems the Publisher Dude still wants to be at "his keyboard" and impress everyone with his football prediction. As the replacement I don't know a thing about any of this, and I do hope nobody is placing bets with his information. He clearly jabbered something about the gang from East Rutherford rolling to a big win with a 9 point margin. Maybe his meds really have him seeing blue. All I can say is NO, NO, and N.O.

HOME OWNERS MEETING

Our annual meeting is scheduled for March 4 2010 at Town Center. Check your mail and the notices to see exact time, and location (room). It's only a month away. Your attendance and involvement is encouraged.

HEY "OLD GUY"

Your favorite grandson has been thinking quite hard about that hip and the comments all those people have been making. They call you "half ___ ". Well now you can tell them that you are complete. Hope my mom doesn't see this.

SLIDING DOOR LOCKS

This is no surprise but the sliding doors we have are in need of something better than the original lock. We have heard this before at our annual meeting from a representative from the Sheriff's Department.

After doing nothing for a year a neighbor took the step to better secure his door. He conferred with our "Safety Team" as well as a Collier Deputy who, at no charge, checked out all locks, windows, and alarms. The "Cal-Lock" was a suggestion to be considered.

A local installer was found and they installed the new locks in about two hours. When locked the door will be secured top the concrete wall and will be very, very difficult to open. The picture above give one an idea of what this lock is all about. If anyone is interested All-Locks can be reached at 239 352 5625

HE'S HIP

News from Down Town. The transplant went OK. The Dude is now "hip". This translates as follows: Our publisher has received his new hip and is already taking a few steps.

TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR WINNER AT MATTIE'S PL.

Word came into us a few days ago that some lucky resident won $2000 at Matties Place. Naturally the boss didn't enter it here so this pinch hitter will do the job.

This win is starting the year off good. We hope to see bigger numbers down the road.

Congratulations neighbor on your win.

VERONA WALK FUNDRAISER SHOW FOR AUTISM

Our good neighbors are sponsoring a benefit for Autism and would like you to know that:

You are invited to join us in the Town Center on Saturday March 27th for an unforgettable evening of fun,laughter and sing-a-long

Twelve of the bravest and I must admit funniest men you have ever met will be the contestants for our" Calendar Girl Show".

The music for the evening will be done by our neighbor Daniel Melvin. All the participants are Verona Walk residents who have volunteered and worked very hard to support this fundraiser.

Don't forget to stop by our Silent Auction table and view all the wonderful articles we have for you to bid on.

You may even win the 50/50 raffle. The best part is you get to vote for your favorite "Calendar Girl" Oh, I almost forgot to tell you about the wonderful homemade goodies and coffee being served.

So grab your partner and neighbors and be ready for the time of your life. For tickets please call Diane at 239-732-1096 or you can purchase tickets on Wednesday nights before Bingo starts.

All process from this event will go to the Eden School for Autism located on County Barn Road in Naples.

Tickets are $20.00 Seating will be first come first seated

PUBLISHER RETIRED

The "Old Guy" is going to be away from the keyboard for awhile, so the friends (His Lady) will pitch in and do the job, and a job that will certainly measure up to our good friend Mary's English standards. Contributions for stories are welcome. The "retirement" hopefully will be short term.

FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES

It's time for the memory check. Lets see who was born or married this month. I remember. It was Washington, Lee, and Lincoln.

Those weren't exactly the names I am looking for. Oh here she comes. My Lady with the "correct" names. Oh God: It's her mother! How could I ever forget. This could get me banned from the computer again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "Big Lo"